Let me get this as straight as a statistical analyst possibly can: I find myself to be exactly 66.6% socially retarded. Though my people skills are humorously lackluster, over the years I have discovered that the highlight of my day is revisiting all the funny/embarrassing things that occurred to me while braving the social world. I hope you will recall something you read here when you most need a laugh, a story, or even just a connection.